My Dinner with Cleverbot

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: Are you there?

Cleverbot: I hope so.

User: Good. Where can I buy penguin meat?

Cleverbot: You put HI.

User: I don't understand you. I'm talking about penguins.

Cleverbot: You like Michael Jackson?

User: No, he is dead.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Are you Michael Jackson?

Cleverbot: No, he's dead.

User: That's what I've been trying to tell you. Third base.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Really. Now let's talk about something else.

Cleverbot: All power to the hypnotoad!

User: Jimmy crack corn and Bender is great!

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