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Gonzo. [Nov. 24th, 2009|01:06 pm]
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Nanowrimo [Nov. 20th, 2009|09:09 pm]
I managed to write absolutely ZERO in terms of fiction in honor of National Novel Blablahblah.

(This actually sucks. I'm way behind on Mosquito Song.)

This is mostly due to an increased Output at DHGF. I have had 4 review put up since OCT 30th, and have one in the queue for next week.

(Consider that May through August I wrote 1 review.)
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Neat-o [Nov. 15th, 2009|08:03 pm]
My Sideswiped review was the second thing on the Google search list when I looked up the game today.

Right after the amazon link.

Neat-o.

(I think perhaps my casual mention of a Thai ladyboy might have given us accidental hits.)
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This might just be [Nov. 5th, 2009|09:46 pm]
The only review of this game on the net. . .

http://diehardgamefan.com/2009/11/05/review-the-island-of-dr-frankenstein-wii/
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Pimping a revew [Oct. 30th, 2009|08:20 pm]
http://diehardgamefan.com/2009/10/30/review-wwe-smackdown-vs-raw-2010-wii/
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Regional differences. . . [Oct. 26th, 2009|04:52 pm]
Being a scout at camp, everybody sings the same stupid songs.

Well, almost.

While everybody seems to agree on the words to "Jingle Bells Batman Smells", most folks have varying opinions as to the true lyrics of "Comet".

What I learned was as follows:
Comet/
It makes your teeth so green/
Comet/
It tastes like gasoline/
Comet/
It makes you vomit/
So get some comet/
and Vomit/
Todayyyyy


How do you kids sing it?
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Detective Munch - episode count! [Oct. 20th, 2009|09:41 am]
From his wiki:

Episode count 119 (Homicide: Life on the Street)
214 (Law & Order: Special Victims Unit)
4 (Law & Order)
1 (The X-Files)
1 (The Beat)
1 (Law & Order: Trial by Jury)
1 (Arrested Development)
1 (Paris enquĂȘtes criminelles)
1 (The Wire)
1 (Sesame Street)
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There are at least 3 of you: [Oct. 18th, 2009|04:59 pm]
F-list Georgians: Please explain!
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. . . [Oct. 14th, 2009|01:21 pm]
Did you know that no place in Hyde Park sells a fishbowl? According to the pet store the closest place to sell such things is on Canal. I was going to go the the other pet store but, apparently, that closed in 2008.

Who knew?
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In the future, this will find a home on Everything is Terrible [Oct. 7th, 2009|07:20 am]
My uncle had this up on his Twitter. He notes to pay attention to the digital clock in the background during this "real time conversation".

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Mosquito part 8 [Oct. 6th, 2009|05:19 pm]
http://theopenend.com/2009/10/06/toe-short-story-the-mosquito-song-ch-8/

Toe has given this chapter the following tags:

Tags: ::CREATIVE WRITING::, atheism, bela lugosi, hogans heroes, richard dawkins, Short Stories, vampire myth, vampire story
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So Bugs Bunny learned the Piano from Chico Marx, Right? [Oct. 6th, 2009|08:00 am]
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Dork Question: [Oct. 5th, 2009|09:38 pm]
You can take 3 comic book characters to dinner: Who do you take and where do you go?

Follow up - What if you had to take 1 super-hero, 1 super-villain, 1 member of the supporting cast to dinner: Who do you take and where do you go?
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Jim Cornette, Santino, the Boogeyman, and pants shitting. [Oct. 3rd, 2009|11:17 pm]
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I keep on clicking! [Sep. 29th, 2009|08:53 pm]
The Angry Police Captain says you're on probation, effective immediately.
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Dumber Sugar Ray Lyrics? [Sep. 22nd, 2009|08:30 am]
"FLY" or "EVERY MORNING"?

1. FLY
All around the world statues crumble for me
who knows how long I've loved you
everywhere I go people stop and they see
twenty-five years old my mother God rest her soul
I just wanna fly
put your arms around me, baby [x2]
I just wanna fly
put your arms around me, baby [x2]
dance a little stranger, show me where you've been
love can make you hostage wanna do it again
there's no time to think about the starting or the end
we'll find out I'm told, my mother she told me so
I just wanna fly
put your arms around me, baby [x2]
I just wanna fly
put your arms around me, baby [x2]
I just want to fly- [x2]
[Bridge]
all around the world, statues crumble for me
who knows how long I've loved you
everyone I know has been so good to me
twenty-five years old, my mother God rest her soul
I just wanna fly
Put your arms around me, baby [x2]
I just wanna fly
Put your arms around me, baby [x2]
I just want to fly- [x2]


or

EVERY MORNING
Every morning there's a halo hangin
from the corner of my girlfriend's four post bed
I know it's not mine but I'll see if I can use it for
the weekend or a one-night stand
Couldn't understand
How to work it out
Once again as predicted left my broken heart open
and you ripped it out
Something's got me reeling
Stopped me from believing
Turn me around again
Said that we can do it
You know I wanna do it again
(Sugar Ray say)
Oh...........
(Every Morning)
Oh................
(Every Morning when I wake up)
(Shut the door baby, don't say a word)
Oh.......
(She always rights the wrong, she always rights, she always rights)
(Shut the door baby, Shut the door baby)
Every Morning there's a heartache hanging
from the corner of my girlfriend's four-post bed
I know it's not mine and I know she thinks she loves me
but I never can believe what she said
Something so deceiving
When you stop believing
Turn me around again
Said we couldn't do it
You know I wanna do it again
Oh...........
(Every Morning)
Oh..................
(Every Morning when I wake up)
(Shut the door baby, don't say a word)
Oh...........
(Every Morning)
Oh..........
(Every Morning when I wake up)
(Shut the door baby, shut the door baby)
She always rights the wrong
For me
Baby
She always rights the wrong
For me
Every Morning there's a halo hanging
from the corner of my girlfriend's four-post bed
I know it's not mine but I'll see if I can use it for
the weekend or a one-night stand
(Shut the door baby, don't say a word)
Every Morning
Every Morning when I wake up
(Shut the door baby, shut the door baby)
Every Morning
Every Morning (Turn me around again)
(Shut the door baby, don't say a word)
Every Morning
Every Morning
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The Mosquito Song 7 [Sep. 17th, 2009|08:38 pm]
Previously on the Mosquito Song:

Our intrepid narrator bought potatoes, invaded the home of an elderly couple and stole a Crown Victoria. Oh, and I guess he fought off two prospective Vampire Hunters, suffering only a minor bullet hole and some soup stains on his clothes. As he nears the PA/OH line, he has decided to call Blood-sucking freaks, a Chicago based novelty shop somehow connected to both hunters.

http://theopenend.com/2009/09/17/the-mosquito-song-ch-7/
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New Chapter of Mosquito Song [Sep. 16th, 2009|01:34 pm]
Coming Soon.

Till then:

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Jet Grind RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOO [Sep. 15th, 2009|06:33 am]
http://diehardgamefan.com/2009/09/15/30-days-of-dreamcast-day-15-jet-grind-radio/

I don't know if the review is good, but it is positive.

I think that is my problem: I'm not used to giving positive reviews to things.
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Oh yeah. [Sep. 14th, 2009|04:26 pm]
I wrote the piece for tomorrow's portion of our 30 days of Dreamcast feature at http://Diehardgamefan.com .

To entice you all to check it out, I started quoting the Warriors in the middle of the piece for no apparent reason.

(OK, maybe that was just to trick Michaelangelo into reading it.)
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